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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If only Sturgeon was a dinosaur..

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It is technically prehistoric, which I did not know until now. Same with coelacanths, and they're pretty damn cool.

I don't think my poor, sweet Dunkleosteus really qualifies as what people think of when they think dinosaur, either. But it turned its supportive gill arches into the world's first jawbones!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Ankylosaurus peeps, stand the fuck up.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Pterodactyl and its not even close lol.

Its like, dinosaurs are cool, but you know what's cooler? Dinosaurs that can fly

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Dinosaurs can't fly

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Quetzalcoatlus, easy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

argentinosaurus. Largest land animal to have ever existed. That's my favourite dinosaur.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Legit crying that no one has said spinosaurus yet

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Pterodactyl. And now I have the dinosaur train theme stuck in my head. 🦖

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Steggy all the way!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

mine's therizinosaurus, i think it looks goofy in a neat way

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Iguanodon.

Because they are herbivores and are badass with their killer thumbs. Also they have funny looking faces and probably had a funny walk similar to a kangaroo.

Researches first put their thumb horns on their noses which is hilarious as well.

[–] octoperson 4 points 1 year ago

Iguanodon't

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Stego is in my top 5. 👍

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Liopleurodon.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That would be Mongolian Titanosaur for me. The bastard's massive.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Crocodiles are mine. The Crocodilia order they're from survived 94 million years; they even survived the K-T event. They're some of the few creatures and probably the only legit dinos left that survived from back then. They're the closest living relatives to birds.

(I don't know if people want to debate whether crocodiles can be classified as dinosaurs, but I consider them as such)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (19 children)

There were some really dinosaur-like crocodiles, too. Shuvosaurus and poposaurus, for example.

But for whatever reason, they decided to define dinosaurs to exclude pterosaurs and crocodiles; they're the closest relatives of dinosaurs but are still relatives and not actual dinos.

Birds, though, are legit dinosaurs.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Mine's Stegosaurus too! Hello buddy!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Triceratops, because they imply the existence of Tricera-bottoms. bottom-speak

Also they're just walking tanks and my second favorite Zoids.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Probably dino. He was a good boy.

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