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Fry tells leela not to do something ever and it’s ridiculous but I can never remember what he says so my head canon has turned it into ‘don’t apologize for anything, ever’ and I use it all the time.
Good news everyone is the real one though.
Where?
Right in front of you!
Oh, ohhhh!
Good News, everyone!
Awesome. Awesome to the max.
As so many here have said: "Let's go already!" When trying to get the kids out the door.
A close second is "Windmills do not work that way! GOODNIGHT!" When they ask questions that make no sense or when they should be in bed asleep.
When relaying inconvenient news or the need to complete annoying tasks, I like the preface with it "Good news, everyone."
Into the breach meat bags!
Kif, inform the men...(this part i improvise with whater they need to be informed about...like making it with a woman). Also, when asked about what something is maed out of, i usually say "Velour" before answering properly.
I can’t remember when Leela says Oh Lord. Is that when Bender is wooden?
"oh lord, he's made of wood".
utterly disgusted expression
“Dern it.”
Sweet zombie Jesus!
"I am gonna get you so many lizards!" Whenever my wife has already done a chore/task I was intending to do.
"_____ DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOOD NIGHT."
It is what it is.
Polish: "Nie wiem, nie znam się, nie orientuję się, zarobiony jestem", shortened to "Nie znam się" English: "I don't know, I don't know (as of knowledge), I don't catch on, I'm busy" (roughly translated)
"Ohhh, now I get it!"