this post was submitted on 14 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 143 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 year ago (2 children)

God: Hardwires brain chemistry to make freaky shit desirable and pleasurable

Also God: Ew stop doing freaky shit

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No, that's the devils work!

Also God: I made the devil

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have conjunctivitis in both eyes right now from eating arse too enthusiastically. I will do it again as soon as possible.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

How the hell did you get pink eye from eating ass? Were you rubbing your hole face in there lol?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You gotta get right IN there, or else you're just wasting everyone's time.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeah, I was rubbing my face holes in there like a man possessed. Getting everything properly under my eyelids. There was thorough eyeball to anus contact. In my defence, it was amazing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well enthusiasm counts lol. Maybe next time wear goggles?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[–] eestileib 4 points 1 year ago

Dental. Dam.

[–] [email protected] 111 points 1 year ago

The garden of Eden Dat Ass.

[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Secret300 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's this anime called again!? It's on the top of my tongue

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rascal does not dream of Bunny Girl

[–] Secret300 2 points 1 year ago

Thank you! I knew it was something Bunny girl

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

One of the biggest weebs I know is also an avid camper. Like every vacation is hiking and camping in the wilds.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

And then God blames the woman for tempting him with the fruit.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Get in there James

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Is this peach also full of bugs?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

You mean probiotics?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Slimy, yet satisfying..

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's more likely than you think.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Ahhh a true connoisseur of the weird and twisted i see.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago