this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2023
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[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

๐ŸŽถ doot doot ๐ŸŽถ

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Iโ€™m imagining this recited by Penelope Cunk.

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago
[โ€“] Lepsea 5 points 11 months ago

Bet her mate paul told her that

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Oh thank you for that. I wouldnโ€™t have done it on my own, and that was great.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Is it ok to point out that the text is not, in fact, green?

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

did you just assume that text's color?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Fake green-text confirmed

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING, HE-MAN... BAKA hahaha

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I am honest when I say this post has made me feel sick

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

More thick hoes for me. ๐Ÿคท

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

sending this to my anorexic girlfriend.