So it was weird, the day the Queen died I was walking by the park when this frigid looking woman popped out of the water and gave me a sword. Told me to go to England and take up my throne. Weirdest thing, anyway I'm pretty sure I'm legally the king of England now.
A watery tart giving you a sword is no basis for you to wield Supreme executive power
Well now I'm being repressed
What if some moistened bing lobbed a scimitar at me?
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*kneels
"82% of quotes are completely made up" --Mike Tyson
"If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla." -Narrator
I am Jack's pancreas
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
I don't think the risk-reward really works out there, a 23-in-24 chance of dying just for the chance to spend your life attending endless boring ceremonies?
To be fair, it also comes with an incredible amount of drip
Yes Mr. Peacekeeper, that one over here.
They began when Liz Truss absolutely fucked the economy.
So Liz Games or Truss Games?
Liz, cos there was 2 of them
Depending on your definition of "hunger games", you might consider it's already happening with "austerity" alone killing off hundreds of thousands of poor and disabled people, so she did get to watch us dying en masse from her golden throne..
Somehow, Queen Elizabeth returned.