The Simpsons

I think that a person who exists simultaneously in the past, present and future is more than competent enough to draw a perfect circle on his forehead.

Man I wish I knew enough about editing to put dickbutt here

I have measured out my life in coffee spoons

Im not borrowing a feeling from you, you’re borrowing a feeling from me!

I know dignity when I see it!

I don't know, I think I'd rather go to a dinner party than a luncheon. I went to a luncheon once where the host purchased fast food and tried to disguise it as his own cooking. It did not end well.