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[–] [email protected] 126 points 1 year ago (4 children)

This works both for bullets and measles

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Omigod. It really does.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

See? The real joke is in the comments.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why exactly are Americans not vaccinating their kids?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Because it’s now become a political identity to not vaccinate your kids. The conservative movement decided this during COVID.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

No, those idiots decided that before COVID, because according to their independent research (conducted by watching youtube videos of fake doctors) vaccines can cause autism.

Oh the joys of government school defunding.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Decided is a strong word, more like ramped up cyclones of misinformation and continued to double-down, but you're not wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The holes are an evolutionary adaptation that allows bullets to pass through harmlessly.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Life finds a way.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Stop, you are killing me!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Where have "when you see it" memes gone?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Where have all the cowboys gone?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same place as the flowers.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

When will they ever know?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Shot. Didn't you look at the meme? Duh!

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was there another school shooting or something?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (20 children)

An average of like 10-15 children die every day in US due to being shot. Sure there are more that survive but look like SpongeBob here.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Thats a pretty solid dark joke. Itd also be more realistic and darker if spongebob was black.

Bazinga

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sanctimonious Americans really are holier than thou.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ironically, Spongerobert would be more resilient to school shootings since sea sponges can reconstitute themselves even after massive damage, such as being forced through a fine mesh screen.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Cartoon characters are also pretty durable.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A sponge that was a solid block of cellulose wouldn't work as a sponge. So I guess that's supposed to be BlockofCelluloseBob Squarepants?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Where oh where is GoodGuyWithGunMan to save us when we need him?

Last I heard, he was shooting at that escaped Pennsylvania inmate - but missed, while the inmate got away with another one of his guns. GoodGuyWithGunMan’s only weakness - more guns.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I know what you did last summer Steve

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Too soon.

Could we do it on a day there is not a shooting?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Sadly.

I really want a day without a school shooting.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
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