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New iPhone 15 Includes 12 Animal Sounds And Colorful Lever (www.theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Tim Cook goes...

"Good moOOorning!"

[–] Steamymoomilk 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Steve jobs goes "fuck the newton"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Ironically, the ARM chip in the iPhone only exists because Apple tried to make the Newton.

[–] Varyk 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I bet the 16 will have TWO levers!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

ima gonna wait for the Gillette model.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

*Only the pro version

[–] Varyk 2 points 1 year ago

Well sure, but what kind of poverty-stricken commoner can't afford the pro version?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I came pretty close to eating the onion on this one.

[–] Francis_Fujiwara -3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You really have to be a normie to buy an iPhone...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

If by “normie” you mean “normal person” then sure, I guess…

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago

Nah, you just have to want to treat your phone as an appliance rather than yet another computer to fuck around with.

…and it helps when the friends & family around you are normies overwhelmingly using Apple devices, lol.