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Stand in a corner. It’s always 90 degrees!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Only works in very few countries. When you use Celsius you're near boiling point in the corners.

[–] Ciari 2 points 2 years ago

Also, corners aren't always 90°. Some rooms are uniquely shaped rather than the standard rectangle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just remember:

Fahrenheit:

  • 0: too cold!
  • 100: too hot!

Celsius:

  • 0: somewhat cold.
  • 100: you're dead.

Kelvin:

  • 0: you're dead.
  • 100: you're dead.
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

. 0 Rankine: you're dead. . 100 Rankine: you're dead.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

But you’re still not cold. So there’s that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

There is no denying you will be warm though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

😬 I was going to mention that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago