this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hello fellow Japanese anime enjoyers! Me and my "waifu" are plotting acts of terrorism against the United States of America. Does anyone else do this??

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

Yes, i am a dissenter hoping to commit treason, i missed the boat on the January 6th attack and have been looking for another avenue ever since. i have a physically written manifesto that lays out in detail (over 400pages) my reasons for why everyone should follow MY rules and not the established ones laid out by society over the course of thousands of years. Also i have so many guns. if you had to ask me a number of how many guns, id say "well i lost count after 3,258 guns purchased." i only have the two arms, but it's important to have options. I also YouTube how to make all these explosives, the fools have no idea what baking soda and vinegar can do. they're about to find out.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

The real 4chan are the feds all along

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So I hope my FBI agent has his own waifu and doesn't copy mine on mangadex

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Oh, you might have to share, comrade!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

:uwu: You caught me

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Tell it to your waifu, I don't want to hear it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I guess I was a fed all along :3

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Not surprising that agents favorite games is CS then.

[–] Console_Modder 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not sure if Pink Guy counts, but.... um ya. I swear I'm definitely not trying to entrap anyone

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I don't know, have you heard of this Joji person? Looks CIA to me...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So all the Yaoi and BL avi's are the fedzzz?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Sadly, yes. That is why they are effective...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So only my alts are in the CIA? Man, that's a relief.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Might be, not sure if they are chaning stat. now that we know!