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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Look at mr moneybags over here who can afford a ps5 and a 4k tv

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hey man, respect the speedrun strats

His RTA poverty game is as close as it can get without TAS

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Amateurs.... I have been doing this for more than a decade. Thank you Satoshi

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I could take more than a year off before I run out of money. But finding rentals without a job is impossible regardless of how much savings you have. Atleast in Australia where you get evicted atleast once a year because the owner wants to move in

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

In this economy that's 3 weeks. I'd rather call in sick.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

they should have called me for research, i actually tested this one when the technology was PlayStation(TM)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

sicko-wistful

Me wishing I can play with roadswitchers until I run out of money

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