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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You are the king of Lemmy shitposts, Greg.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

just trying to drop some little greglets off at the pool. Or maybe one massive greglet. Jury's still out on that one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Both literally AND figuratively!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What, you guys don’t also sit down when you pee?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nah I only pee handstanding

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I pee via sonar.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Rock a piss from the other side of the room...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

The orange and white of your shoes perfectly matches the white shorts and blue underwear. Nice composition bro!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bro you seem to come from the other side of the globe according to your server and doing the same activity as I am. Right now! 😂

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm jet lagged in Norway at the moment. My pooping schedule is all over the place. Maybe I can cheat by crossing the international date line?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You don’t have to cheat. Just let nature do it’s thing. We are now bonded through a poop log for life. If one has to poop, the other will also feel the urge to take a dump. We are like twins. Poop twins 💩

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One could also say it was federated like the fediverse: Greg hat his poop, I had mine. Together we both contributed to the federated poopiverse each with individual poop instances

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And, when we sit down, we're all connected to a network of other butts shitting and pissing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This is such a beautiful sentiment. My pee flows like a stream to a sewerage plant, into a river, down to the ocean, picked up by a cloud, falls as rain, and is drank by someone else. We're all just apes drinking each other's pee and that's beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This is great 😂😂😂👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[–] Quills 8 points 1 year ago

Oh noo, greeg!

But you've done it, the lemmy viralization, props to that o7