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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hmmmmmm. The fact they have to explicitly say this is not exactly reassuring

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

We only said it was safe for eyes, we never said it was safe for the soul.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

My 'safe for eyes' orb has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my orb.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

We did not invent the orb. The orb consistently finds Jesus. The orb killed Jeeves. The orb is banned in China. The orb is from Jersey. The orb constantly finds Jesus. This is not the orb. This is close.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A guy who owns an AI company that relies on collecting data about everything wants to pay me in company scrip is harvesting bio-metrics from the global south?

Sounds on the up-and-up. I don't know why more people aren't doing it. It doesn't sound like a plot from Brosnan Bond movie.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At first I didn't really know what to think of Altman besides him being a run of the mill tech porky, but once I realized he was ALSO the worldcoin guy, well fuck him extra.

[–] Zeppo 2 points 1 year ago

I have seen him around for years on hacker news. I always thought of him as Samalt Man. I thought it was odd when he was made CEO of Ycombinator (didn't seem like he was experienced enough so it seemed like a weird choice, but Paul Graham was enthusiastic). I always had this odd feeling that he was not to be trusted.

[–] darcy 15 points 1 year ago

DONT LOOK IN THE ORB DONT DO IT

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

cryptocurrency bs by the openAI guy, funded by a16z (of course)

scans your eye for biometric data as like proof that you are human
couldn't make the whole thing look more dystopian if they tried tbh

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

cryptocurrency bs by the openAI guy, funded by a16z (of course)

Aaaaaaa let the grift die already lol

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

The level of grift with this one almost makes the other crypto grifts look quaint.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I will not be pondering this orb

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I've spent enough time around the FBC to know an Altered Item when I see one

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

was trying to figure out what this was. Found this video lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That's a quote from a Stephen King short story, not something you want to use to market your product.