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Ideas for programming rizz? (i.imgur.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (7 children)

My partner programmed me a birthday card, so the programming flirt is real.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (5 children)

A lot of projects are named after spouses and family lol

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, a whole project

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Like the Apple Lisa for example. Named after his daughter.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay but my partner does this with things like taking my naming suggestions for blueprints in factory games. Then he'd message me about his harambe units. 10/10 very cute

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So, anyone here want to name a git branch after me? 😊

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Best I can offer is a static variable in my next coding round.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I use friends and family as sample data for unit/integration tests.

At a previous job, I tested an automated email system by scheduling fake events for various US presidents. I've long left that position, but I never cleaned up the test data. Every month I still get a reminder for Nixon's upcoming reservation at the Watergate Hotel.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Refactor them guts. Get naked.

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