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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

”They'll avoid encounters and conflict with people as much as they can. And so we just need to do our part and respect that."

If only the same could be said about politicians.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just wave your arms and shout. They're more afraid of you than you are of them!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

i just fart a lot and let the area clear naturally. gods gave us our natural defenses, i'm gonna use em

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

It would have been nice if something photobombed the group shot.