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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I'm sorry, is this some corposhittery I can't relate to due to me being an enlightened SME-guy? (My salary is 3 months past due because of the company's financial struggle)

[–] Grilipper54 7 points 1 week ago

I had a situation like this where I'd like to be involved in the meeting that I was requested and they thought I was required to be in. I'm a just barely above entry level employee and was told by my supervisor that I should not be attending the meetings anyhow the request is coming from project managers.

Finally get pinged in a meeting chat asking where I was and told them I was informed I should not be attending these moving forward. The project manager asked if this input came from a director that is 5 levels above me. I told them no, it came from my supervisor, if you need me, I will attend the meeting however I'm not sure if my input would be the information you are looking for.

2 months later, still getting required meeting invites but told by my supervisor to not accept it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

#Corpo-Pro-Tips

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think "What is the purpose of this meeting and why am I being included" is almost polite as-is, but "why am I being included" sounds a little rude. Maybe "what is the purpose of this meeting and is my presence needed?" Maybe "beneficial" instead of "needed" depending on who exactly you're emailing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If you ask the person who invited you to a meeting "is my presence beneficial" they're going to answer "yes". That's why they invited you.

The purpose is to figure out whether your presence is actually needed, not whether they think it is.

I do like a lot of your ideas though, I might suggest:

"What is this meeting about? I'm trying to figure out if my presence would be beneficial."

That way you are the determinant of whether your presence is necessary, and the other person has to articulate what the actual benefit would be as opposed to just saying "yes".

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hate corpo bs speak. Makes me wish I was German or something.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Oh, unfortunately we have that here, too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Y'all are invited to optional meetings??? Lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

do you need my presence here

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Are you not entertained?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

But we all know she's not looking forward to reading the recap, and probably won't.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I usually join the meeting and start asking a lots of questions and clarifications because I don't know what the stuff is about. After that, the amount of useless meeting requests drops like a rock.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

The first way sounds polite enough for me.

[–] CtrlAltDefeat 3 points 1 week ago

Tf am I doing here?

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