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Gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 weeks ago

Would be funnier if it said “big bathroom” not “bathroom companies”

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's mostly about keeping the line for the men's room short

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

went to engineering school, now in an utility company's engineering building, we have the opposite problem

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you can use a urinal you should be allowed to use a urinal.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

considering how many penis wielders can't use urinals properly, i propose we introduce a urinal license

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I propose the process be similar to a driving license. Several weeks of classroom urinal use education plus simulator time followed by 10h or so of practical urinal use accompanied by an accredited urinal use instructor, and finally six months or 100h of urinal use accompanied by a licensed urinal user over the age of 18. Then you can take your urinal use written exam and practical test for your license.

[–] Nythos 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This just feels like a blatant advertisement

[–] UsefulIdiot 6 points 2 weeks ago

I forgot to set my commission tracker oh no

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've sold gender-binaries to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map!

[–] samus12345 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is there a chance the gender could bend?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There's every chance, my good friend!

[–] samus12345 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What about us brain-dead slobs?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Our gender cops will check your knobs!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The ancient romans actually didn't have gendered bathrooms. Or separate stalls. Just everything hanging out together, watching each other piss and shit. And then they'd all wipe their butts with a common sponge on a stick.

But then that was before Big Toilet Paper.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

"look at that fucking weirdly using their own sponge, damn prude"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Gendered sports is an accommodation so men don't have compete with or lose to women

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Gender is a scam sold by lazy thinking patterns just like stereotypes.

It persists so readily because most humans are reactionary buffoons who would rather the world fit their expectations than gleefully explore things they don't understand.

Yes, most humans are pathetic losers who give in to the sweet lazy comfort of not thinking through every detail, because it is painfully obvious that gender is not binary, nor even sex.