"Oh, hang on, silly me: I forgot I actually just had a massive, massive breakfast. Can I get on the flight now please?"
this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2025
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By the time that exchange is half way through, I've already been wrestled to the floor by an air marshall.
I know, it's really annoying when you just want war and someone helps you out to fix it all