this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

"Oh, hang on, silly me: I forgot I actually just had a massive, massive breakfast. Can I get on the flight now please?"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

By the time that exchange is half way through, I've already been wrestled to the floor by an air marshall.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

I know, it's really annoying when you just want war and someone helps you out to fix it all

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago
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