Historically accurate royal family. Not even joking, it was all incest.
this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2025
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when heredity is power, consolidation of power is inbreeding
I’ve figured it out. Imagine that Mia farrow and woody Allen were cousins and Soon-Yi were the child of Farrow’s deceased previous husband (I assume there’s no divorce, but I’ve never played this game). Then Soon-Yi marries a sibling of Ronan Farrow, who also dies. Now, if she and Ronan farrow get married, she’s his cousin, half-sister, sister-in-law, niece, and wife.
Then if he’s the king and they like each other, she’s the queen, his vassal, and his friend.
Edit: I guess Mia farrow would also have to be dead for Soon-Yi and Allen to have gotten married.
I wonder what the family tree looks like.
Family tumbleweed
Let me put it like this, there's literally an achievement called "A Perfect Circle"
So the family wreath
Less a family tree, more a family web.
It's just two parallel lines for a long time if you remove all the people who aren't direct ancestors
I could be wrong but I think I figured it out:
- Your mom and dad are siblings.
- They have minimum 3 kids: 2 boys and a girl.
- Your dad married his daughter and had another daughter with her.
- That woman married your brother.
- That woman also married you.
Reminds me of that star wars copypasta that ends with "... and she was a good friend"
Doesn't matter, had sex
Ah, the Habsburg gambit