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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

The REAL Dr. Jackson

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This is why i love you Miles

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Keiko, I'll be home late tonight... all the stem bolts, phuuh, I gotta seal all of them by hand.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Repenting not having taken Nog's excellent offer for those self sealing stem bolts, are ya?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

If ya know what's good for you, you'll shut up about those selfies, you hear me?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, Keiko, ~~how did you get out of the pattern buffer?~~ I thought you were on bajor?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

and he later got Nuked in a sga episode.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The temporal prime directive prohibits me from discussing this matter further.

Please direct all inquiries to starfleet command.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

if i were janeway i wouldve ignroed it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In my head puppet Daniel Jackson says his name like Matt Damon in team America.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I managed to show my wife Team America before she saw 200, so when we got to the marrionettes, she just goes "what the fuck?" and stares at me in that accusatory "you know exactly what you did"

She was not prepared for a love scene in a puppet movie.