guys don't pile on him. he doesn't know how babies are made because he only fucks couches. for him sex never leads to a baby couch so how would he know. for all he knows babies happen to people randomly, but more likely 9 months after they're out of town.
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This guy is tone deaf.
Couches can't get pregnant JD
Nah, we're on a birthstrike
Americans: No.
Why have a pudgy little baby when there’s always one on your TV next to the President?
If the sorry state of the broken society we live in isn't express incentive to not have kids at all cost, I don't know what is. I'll chop my dick off before I ever cum anywhere near a vagina. If the next presidential administration strips employers of various freedoms they've been using to abuse people and forces them to treat people better (which would never happen), MAYBE then I'll reconsider but even then probably not.
Thanks America, for putting absolute psycho pieces of shit in charge of our lives.
But the Nazis HATE babies