Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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...and says "I'd like 5 glasses of wine."

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Slightly spaced apart fingers to be exact

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The joke is less funny if you describe it that way though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I put in a joke order, kept my fingers crossed, somehow I got twenty beers