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Sure, ADT won't get gas when you feed it hotdogs, but the motion sensors & alarm also won't make a burglar regret every decision that they ever made. Good dog, Rosie.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Looks like maybe cut an artery on the window to me. Scary stuff all around.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Big chunk of glass in the upper left corner of the open frame. Sliced the shit out of themselves. Odds are dog pic and bloody window frame are not related images.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Reminds me of that scene in The Good Guys where Ryan Gosling's character tries to punch through a window and cuts his arm up and slowly realizes he's fucked lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I was assuming that was all Rosie, but you might be right...

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oooh dogs. Yeah, I like dags.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Whatcha tink we arrrrre ?... Teeaves.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Dayawannabvayacaravan?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn that's a lot of blood. Good girl.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think Rosie released the blood herself, the idiot did it to himself on the glass he broke.

Still, good job Rosie, for scaring the blood out of the asswipe.

Also, that's artery-volume blood.

[–] deranger 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’ve seen some videos of people punching through windows and instantly cutting an artery, wouldn’t be surprised if something similar happened here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

i did that, but only cut the skin off. could see my ligaments moving when I was moving fingers. It healed now, like nothing happened, except a large scar across my wrist

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

LOL - for those who don't know, "dags" is an Australian term for little balls of shit that cling to a sheep's fur. An Aussie friend of mine who moved to Seattle found out we had a Dag's Restaurant with Dag Burgers, and thought it was hysterical. She sent home photos of herself next to the "Take home a bag of Dags!" sign. Sadly, Dag's is no longer in business.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

The title refers to a line from the the movie ‘Snatch’ in which Brad Pitt has a heavy accent and is asking another character if he likes dogs.

https://youtu.be/dQSnua3M2lo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Now that's funny.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Holy fuck Rosie don't play.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I have one, small, and very angry dog. Rosie is not joking, good dog.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago