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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Had me in the first half, OP

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

How many goats are we talking about here?

Also, can she take care of a stable?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Must have strong back and wide hips!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

You shall not make any cuts on your body for the dead or tattoo yourselves: I am the Lord. Leviticus 19:28

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well I guess then she is only useful to calm down the wicked citizens of Sodom.

"Look, I have two daughters who have not known a man; let me bring them out to you, and do to them as you please" - Genesis 19

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Don't forget to marry your brother's widow.