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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Technically they could have had been using a computer without any temperature sensors or fans and each row was actually a 1GB file.

And also they had a hairdryer pointed the the drive.

It's possible!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Hard drive? How old is his computer?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The trick is to take the hard drive out of the EVA foam.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What in the fuck is this idiot doing? I've process datasets far larger than that and never once have I run into a hard drive "overheat". I mean what level of incompetence do you have to have to get a hard drive to overheat processing a measley 60K rows of data?

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