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[–] [email protected] 16 points 18 hours ago

Saw a Tesla today that someone stuck an old Rover badge on, cracked me up

[–] [email protected] 35 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Elon is getting slapped by the invisible hand.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

fun fact: the people who originally coined the phrase 'invisible hand of the market' called it 'the invisible hand of providence' which basically means 'gods inscrutable will'. capitalism-at least market capitalism-is literally a religion.

and its god is smiting his favorite special boy. so sad.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The brand is forever damaged. Sell while you can.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 20 hours ago (19 children)

I feel bad for Nikola Tesla having his name associated with all this nonsense. Not even death let him escape from rich assholes taking credit for the work of others.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I'm actually a big fan of Edison Motors, who are working to make heavy trucks into hybrids. And they're Canadian!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I'm excited for their hybrid conversion kits

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

spacex and starlink need to be the next to go.

[–] RowRowRowYourBot 36 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Space X should be nationalized

[–] [email protected] 34 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It should be a part of NASA

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

We did pay for it.

We're still giving Elon $80 million a day.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago

im in favor of any company these fuckers were on the board of or were allowed to hold substantial shares of being nationalized as punishment, if we don't end up with some form of communism or blasted wastelands after all this. The capital class needs to be shown consequences, and if we don't get guillotines, they need to at least be forced to watch us sautee their balls.

[–] baggachipz 52 points 1 day ago (39 children)

Carvana bought mine at a decent price. I imagine the coming glut will have them refusing to buy Teslas outright. Other enraged Tesla owners should unload theirs asap.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

I got you.

Www.stealmytesla.com

No need to be embarrassed anymore!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

The customer service part... 😂

[–] [email protected] 11 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Our team will handle all the paperwork and finer details of filing insurance claims and police reports to provide you a smooth transition of ownership and plausible deniability.

That should be higher up on the page, since that'd be the primary value of that service.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

It's also the point where it's blindingly obvious the site is a joke, so I do think it's best saved for last.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I’m so glad that I lost my job in 2016 and had to cancel my Tesla Model 3 reservation. When I eventually got a better paying job in 2017 I played it safe -assumed I could lose it at any moment- and bought a Chevrolet Spark which has served me well.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 21 hours ago

Yeap. Too late to sell now.

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