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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Humans: 🤮

Human genitalia: 🍆💨👃🤤

[–] [email protected] 23 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

"Why do we eat the fungi that taste good and not the ones that give you explosive diarrhea?"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

The Roquefort (French blue cheese) is made from the mold that grows on rye bread.

So even the moldy bread, in the right condition, can become a delicacy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

lactobacillus is everywhere. Truly the king of kings.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

On typing this out, I'm suddenly concerned about this being offensive or blatantly false. I never applied critical thought to the story before, as I'm pretty sure I was told it as a relatively young, and more relevantly gullible, man.

Is it true that this mold played a role in the "witches ride broomsticks" stereotype?

edit: Removed redundant word.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Some moulds are totally fine, see blue cheese. Some mycelium schlongs are dangerous, see death caps.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

See also other soft cheeses like brie

[–] [email protected] 21 points 21 hours ago

"Mycelium schlong"

Linguistic creativity at its best.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Wait I thought mushrooms were the flowers... Or are you telling me that flowers are also genitals??!! 💥

[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Flowers are flowers genitals as well.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

So they're manspreading

[–] [email protected] 9 points 17 hours ago

Poppycock.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Yep lol just wait till you find out what pollen is analogous too lol

[–] [email protected] 26 points 21 hours ago (7 children)

So bees are slutty sex pests and fly around covered in plant cum...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

brb, i have a fursona to make

[–] [email protected] 15 points 20 hours ago

Yes... But technically they're performing In Bee-tro fertilization (IBF) .... I'll show myself out

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, exactly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

Ha! I read that they're loyal to their favourite flower... Fetish?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5yoqjABeBM

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

It's more like they're the unicorns to angiosperms. Meanwhile non angiosperm plants are the guy who busts a nut on the bus

[–] slackassassin 3 points 21 hours ago

What a life.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYuvLSFFalo

[–] [email protected] 10 points 20 hours ago

If the french eat frogs that's fine, but when the south Americans do it everyone loses their minds.

(Poison dart frogs)

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Both are pictures of genitalia, one of them is just really really small, microscopic even, so you are being very insensitive towards the microscopic genitalia.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

I feel seen

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago

It doesn't need to be big to do it's job!😡

[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I prefer calling it flowers than genitallia

[–] [email protected] 11 points 20 hours ago

Some women also call it their flowers and yeah I go down on flowers. :finger-guns:

[–] [email protected] 113 points 1 day ago (4 children)

No one:

Everyone: adds a pointless “No one:” above perfectly valid memes

[–] Klear 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

POV: Someone added a useless "no one" to their meme

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

POV: you're the other person watching someone else do the action being described

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And on top of that, a pointless Twitter comment.

I swear, every meme nowadays is three levels of reaction deep.

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"why is that we eat the fruit and not the tree?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Cinnamon

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

Maple syrup

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

Why apple but not apple seed

[–] ryathal 186 points 1 day ago (12 children)

99% of mold gives humans something between mild discomfort and death. The remaining 1% tastes good with butter.

[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Not quiet

98.99% of mold gives humans something between mild discomfort and death, 1% tastes good with butter. The the remaining 0.01% is estimated to have saved over half a billion lives.