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[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

“All around the world, and coast to coast,”

tap tap tappatappa taptaptap

“People always ask me what do I like most.”

tap taptap tappatap tap

“I don’t like to brag, I don’t like to boast,”

taptap tap taptap tap tap taptap

“I always tell ‘em I like toast.”

tap tap tappatappa taptaptaptappa taptap tappatappa taptap tap

“YEAH TOAST!!”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Oui monsieur bonjour croquette
t-tkt tktktk t-t
Uh huh croissant et vous et ver
tkt-t tktktktkt
Maurice Chevalier Eiffel Tower
t-t-t-t tkt t
Oui Marie baguette bonsoir
t tkt tkt tkt

French toast!

frnh tns...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

German bread would probably come as a terminal shock to you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

We have like 5 different types of hot dog buns in german Aldi, just one of them is that bland...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

That's not bread, that's a disgrace.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Y'all are like

Yum! This fermented sheep asshole and rotten cabbage is true food culture!

But you react to soft sweet bread like a vampire in a 60s horror flick reacts to holy water

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Because it is a disgrace to bakery... I love bread but that is disgusting

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

And all those regional European delicacies are a disgrace to cooking. I love food, but those pickled-shrew-taint type things are disgusting.

I was commenting on the hypocrisy of you calling what is just a plain soft sweet bread disgusting, while all these European countries get a pass on their regional abominations of food culture.

I know that plain white bread is not great, but it's basically just a really boring cake. The ire is unreasonable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

The bread tastes fine, but the ingredients are awful.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Your breadphobia is showing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

*cakephobia

This is not bread, it's cake.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (3 children)

average american bread moment

(I, an European would like to say that this is objectively wrong)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That is the kind of bread no real Baker here would touch. They leave that crap to the supermarkets.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Even Aldi has about 30 different types of bread...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

And they are not even a bakery.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

We Americans know. This is done out of resourcefulness, when your too broke or too high to get better bread from the market.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Excuse me, I just don't care, all carbs are valid.

[–] LouSlash 2 points 11 hours ago

CARBS ARE CARBS

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

Actually... Sliced bread is something I only use when there are no alternatives.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

I don't see a single slice of bread in this picture.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That garlic bread is gonna be pretty bad considering it ain't got no garlic.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

If I cared about that I might not like garlic bread. I'm already fat. What's it gonna do? Make me fatter? Pfft. Yeah right.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

That's the driest garlic bread I've ever seen!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago

Don't forget French Toast

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

Also: proto-croutons

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

the same captions could be used for hamburger or hotdog buns.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Left out buttered toast. Can also add jam or cinnamon sugar.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

I was 100% thinking of Ed when I typed that