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Bank error in your favor, collect several trillion dollars

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Just a number in a database...

If the customer acted really fast he might have been able to yoink some of that out of there in the form of a wire to another bank.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Wouldn't work, banks would almost certainly flag and hold the transaction for possible fraud, and banks can also just reverse transactions like that (usually for a fee paid to the original receiving bank). Even serial numbers of bills can be marked as fraudulent so even withdrawing from an ATM wouldn't work.

Banks aren't on a blockchain, they have protocols and agreements to be able to fix mistakes like this.

Best shot is immediately contacting the bank, highlighting the error and hope they're nice enough to leave a little bit as a finder's fee.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

How can we know for sure that it is an error ?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

doge treasury dept intern: "whoops, that was supposed to go to the president's.. i mean, elon's, personal account. my bad."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 19 hours ago

You mean President Elon’s

[–] [email protected] 37 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

It sure buys real things.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

this is how we end up with sov cits.

Everything is fake. But if men with guns say it's real then treating it as such is a matter of survival.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

Aren't sovcits like the polar opposite view and believe that the "system" is so real and literal that they can recite magic contract language to get free money and have laws no longer apply to them?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

you'd think anything over a few million would be flagged for manual review. such a basic systems check.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Sounds like a bunch of commie talk. Let the free market decide where the money goes

[–] [email protected] 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

It probably was and still accidentally approved. It happens. I see four eyes or maker checker processes fail all the time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

No process is perfect, doesnt mean you dont put it in place in these context. The cost is trivially low given the volume and doesnt make you look like a moron.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

That's my point. It's in place and probably still failed. It happens.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

yes and my point was the automated flagged probably wasnt in place ;). That or the UI fucked up and truncated the value in a manner that lead to it looking much smaller =p

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Yeah I've seen both of those as well

[–] [email protected] 20 points 19 hours ago

you can have that money back, just lemme have the interest earned over those few hours.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

But hey that still counts as $162 trillion added to the gdp

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

That's not how GDP is calculated, a better joke would be "... Added to M1"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah everyone knows what M1 is. Duh.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

Yeah everyone thinks they know what GDP is too

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Any chance the customers name was 'Wesley Gibson'?