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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Weird, everybody in the comments assuming that she's grossed out by men using the same towel on our faces we used on our dirty balls. But she asked about a separate ball towel, which seems to imply that it's the balls that require special treatment, but not ass, feet, or pits. Maybe she's grossed out by men using the same towel on our balls that we used on our dirty faces?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why are you using towel on dirty anything? Do you towel before you wash?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Me? I just air dry.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Feet have balls as well, technically

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I would be okay drying my face with someone else's balls towel, I think my balls towel aren't gonna be a deal breaker

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The ass/taint/balls combo get a good patting down, then if I have time I'll stand over a box fan for the ultimate dry.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I just use a hair dryer. Wife made me get my own though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

....also, you've just stepped out of the shower 35 seconds earlier.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You use the edges for the balls exclusively

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh I'm opposite. Edges are for face/head exclusively and I use the middle of the towel for the rest of the body.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I just shake my balls dry

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I use the center of the towel for the face, the ends for bottom half of my body and a separate one for hands outside of bathtime.

In all seriousness I wash myself with a exfiltrating scrub and clean enough where it doesn't matter how I dry myself.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I hate threads like this because it always reveals how many nasty motherfuckers there are in society.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Pure truth.

Towels change when they smell

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

All you gotta do is follow the law, the law of gravity. Start at the top and work your way down.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

But but guys if the cloth touches both your balls and your face then YOUR GAAAAYYYYY

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It didn't make sense at first, but I realised bald men may indeed start with the balls or leg hair first and work up. Wherever has most hair holding most water, really

[–] peetabix 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Www.youtube.com/watch?v=T58D467HagM

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Isn't the correct response something more like..

"we have ways of making a towel forget, by tmr.."

muhahahahahaa..

< sound of laundry-machines powering-up, in the background.. >

: p

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I start with my hair first, then face, and work my way down, but I do the butt hole last. That way my hair washes most of the fecal material out of the towel the next time I dry myself off and I don't have as much butt stuff all over the rest of my body. Because that's how things work.

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