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[–] [email protected] 140 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I get the feeling Tim Wentworth is not in it for the money. He just enjoys seeing people die.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He looks like he's about to eat the photographers face off.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He looks like the bad guy from Evil.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If you were watching a murder mystery movie and one of the suspects had a picture like that, you be justifiably annoyed at the obvious telegraphing of the final reveal with an incredible unambiguous sign of their unquestionable malevolence. That guy looks like someone used AI to make a surreal image of the Joker without makeup.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

holy shit yeah i can see it

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

"Its your money and I want it now!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

That look in his eyes tells me he has a torture dungeon in the basement of one of his mansions.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

He's hungry. Hungry for souls.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That's an energy vampire if I've ever seen one.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My favourite depiction of any kind of vampire. Love him so much.

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[–] pancakes 4 points 1 week ago

I've seen more realistic animatronics.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

That's creativity.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Maybe a deck of cards is in order. Populated with the top excecs in US healthcare

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone already did this.

It did not go well for them. AFAICT they were completely de-platformed everywhere, and the card processor for their online shop cancelled their account.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

This would sell well AND everyone would know what greedy murderers look like so they can stay safe.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Why the Walgreens' CEO has unsettling smile..? I feel molested.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

He's killed and he's about to do it again.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Superhero movie villains are usually people or entities trying to bring about social change. They never seem to be villains who encourage death inside the current status quo though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Interesting, and probably true. I wonder if theres a breakdown anywhere of villians goals.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

"Humana" has to be the most ironic name of the century.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Look at the diversity of that group!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, two of them are white women rather than white men! /s

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

He craves suffering

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only two women? We need more women in the soulless ghoul field💅💃

[–] pancakes 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If enough male CEOs get Luigi'd, eventually their replacements will bring equal gender representation.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Is this what kids are calling Sigma grindset?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Tim Wentworth really looks like Leland Townsend (Michael Emerson)...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Wow that is quite a serious collection of i'm-dead-inside eyes. Guess you would have to be to consistently put selfish greed above all of human life.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Witty is the CEO of UnitedHealth Group. Thompson was the CEO of UnitedHealth, a subsidiary of the UnitedHealth Group.

It's all annoying and confusing by design.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

No, I mean a literal nother Brian. Brian Tyler. But yes, that too, in a more metaphorical sense.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Took them a whole week to replace him. Got the new guy straight off the assembly line.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Can a healthcare company CEO be a nice human ? Because for me the principle of the company is good I guess. i'm not american and most of our health expenses are handled by my country so I'm not USAn enough to understand.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It IS possible to have an ethical for profit health insurance company, but difficult.

The ceo/board has an obligation to maximise profit for shareholders, there is such a thing as a "minority shareholder lawsuit" so even if you control 90% of the shares, if 10% of the shareholders decide that you arent acting to make them as much money as possible they can still sue. There are ways around this like having the companies mission statement be "95% of premiums will be paid out as customer claims." Or similar. Making their money by having a larger market share or by vertical integration.

It could be done ethically, but it wont be.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Gotta catch em all!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Why isn't Aetna on this list?

I guess CVSHealth is the same thing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Who is the guy in the top left between Freddy and Cobra Commander?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Good question.
But i noticed, and love, how God is there too lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

spoilerErrol Childress
from True Detective, I believe.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Go back and watch the original Hellraiser and you'll notice that Pinhead doesn't actually kill anyone.

Fairly certain Cobra Commander hasn't killed anyone either.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Could you add alt text to this? Thank you!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't see Luigi in the top.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

These are bad guys

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