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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

…we are living in the stupidest possible timeline.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

If we're lucky they'll kill each other.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

Once they both get in the cage can we, like, just not let them out?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Can it be in a submarine, next to the Titanic?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

.. and the world jiggled slightly as 14 billion eyes rolled in unison.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He later tweeted short videos of walruses, perhaps suggesting his challenge to Mr Zuckerberg may not entirely be serious.

No shit.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Could 2 billionaires be more insecure?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I don't think both of their egos would fit inside a cage.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Send Penta in there with them and I’ll buy that PPV

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Can Zuck go do this and agree to leave Mastodon alone?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Andrew Tate offered to train Musk, which could be important since they'll be fighting behind bars.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I don't care because both products would have plan to change user base to money.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This won't actually happen.

Right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Nahhh not a chance.

It'd be cool if they did some kind of remote control robot battle or something. But nothing cool ever happens on this lousy timeline.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

So like can we [ Redacted ] and solve a couple problems? Two birds with one stone, ya know?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I don’t know what it says about me that I really kind of want this to happen. Probably nothing good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I hate both of these guys but it would be fun to watch zuck beat the shit out of the mollusk.