I drank cobra whiskey I got a bottle of in Cambodia, only to find out it was a ton of formaldehyde and instantly, involuntarily, violently puked it all up everywhere

My brother used to do chewing tobacco. He would spit into pop bottles. He left one laying around in the kitchen. I tried to steal a sip of what I thought was A&W root-beer. It was the same colour.

What came next was the most disgusting thing I've ever experienced. Imagine drinking someone's thick cold saliva mucus that had a disgusting apple cinnamon and smokey tar taste.

I ran to the sink as fast as I could and spat it out and forced myself to throw up.

What do they mean trigger warning: unsanitary

Clearly it was very pure virus concentrate, after removing all the dead cell pieces. That sounds sanitary as fuck.

BTW, human tissue might not be targeted by a bacteriophage virus, but our gut is filled with beneficial bacteria. This is why people get the runs from antibiotica and why there's shit transplants.

Most viruses are probably not surviving the acid bath that is our stomach, though.

Boiled down San Pedro cactus juice is number one for me. It tasted like ultra concentrated bong water.

ok.

...WHY?!

What's with the enormous hashtags?

He wanted to grok it?