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Elon Musk Makes Generous Donation to Erectile Dysfunction Therapy Startup for Absolutely No Reason in Particular (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Can this be the top news story for a while?

Edity: Fuck me it's The Onion.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago

It's a dangerous game to be subscribed to both the onion and not the onion.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

He needs help getting it up to fuck rump

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Flip it around is more accurate

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

If I had the painting skills I would!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Elon becoming a butt stuff advocate? No thank you

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

posted on thehardtimes.net, i guess the writers don't have a need for that startup at least