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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It wasn't bad when it was a 5 dollar burger.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Now it's not even $5 fries

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I usually get a double and think it's pretty good, maybe a bit too tall

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Go to McDonald's if you want to spend $60 for shit. At least 5 Guys is still good

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

It's not bad food, but it's definitely not worth the money.

[–] Lucidlethargy 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's also not very good. I don't get why some people rave about it. Local places are usually much, much better.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago

Guess you only got a family of 3.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (3 children)

But they give you so many fries!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

It varies by location. The one near my house can hardly be bothered to fill the cup. One like an hour away I used to go to for work fills half the freaking bag.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Putting fries in paper cups is a stupid idea to begin with.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Not at any of the ones I've been to :( It's more than McDonald's but it's never been a problem to finish them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Should be called Fries Guys

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Meanwhile i grabbed potato buns and beef and made myself a bunch of smash burgers that would put five guys to shame. Only cost like $10

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It's interesting to hear how prices are so different in other parts of the world.

Where I live, which is considered low cost of living for the USA, $10USD is about what it would cost to buy a pound (roughly 0.5 kg) of the lowest grade hamburger and a pack of generic potato buns at the lowest cost store around. That wouldn't be enough to make a bunch of burgers unless they were slider size and it wouldn't cover the cost of all the other extras (veggies, cheese, condiments) that I'd need to be able to approximate a burger from a place like Five Guys.

Granted, I could do much better for myself for much less than $80 (assuming we're talking about $80USD for a family of 3 - 5). But there are some advantages to not having to do the shopping, the prep work, and the clean-up. I could see doing this every once in a while as a special occasion thing, but then I haven't eaten at Five Guys in over a decade, and I don't know if their food has declined in quality as much as pretty much all the other fast food places.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Wendy's $5 or $6 meal deals... you get a double stack, nuggies, fries & a drink, and a frosty with each purchase for a year if you get their key tag.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Key tag?

Edit: oh, it's a 3 dollar keychain.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

It's $1 at mine

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

At least it's cheap.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Their hotdogs are almost the same price.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Went there around covid time... Got shorted on fries and a 30 dollar bill for two...

Bro this is Burger in fries in freedom-land... Gtfo

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

It's terrible, but I guess it depends on the area?

Like, our local Steak and Shakes make far better burgers for nothing. Not to speak of real burger joints everywhere.

But if you're... I dunno, in a burger joint desert and Cracker Barrel is the only other choice, and you're rich, maybe Five Guys is not terrible?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I live near Vancouver bc and there are not many decent burger places near me. Not that burgers arent everywhere, but relatively few actual real burger joints. A world record stone throw from just about anywhere nesr me and i could hit a dozen indian or sushi places though

but five guys are always a very satisfying burger when im near one.

I dont consider it fast food, kind of a category above

But FatBurger has dissapointed me so many times that it's easy to understand how easy it is to completely fuck up a burger

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

They also wrap them too tight at times they're like hockey pucks when you take them out of the bag.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

There is a five guys in my city. Tried it at two different locations, given its good reputation.

The single worst burger place. That they have any sort of reputation at all for being good is a stain on the fabric on the concept of restaurants.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I think it just varies a lot from location to location. I went to one in Limassol once and it was great.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The one I used to go to by my home made the best burgers in town. The one I went to twice by my office was gross.

I thought it was a one off but the number of people shitting on them in this thread tells me they have a quality control problem. There are good ones but yeah if I paid what they charged for a mediocre burger I wouldn’t go back either.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Same

The one I sometimes go to makes excellent burgers and fill the bag to the top with fries. It's expensive but I don't go there very often (and I hate McDonald's and BKs burgers)

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