The Onion

5863 readers

963 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 3 years ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

602

Nigerian Scammer Sells Greenland to Donald Trump for 10,000 Bitcoins (theshovel.com.au)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

12 comments fedilink hide all child comments

top 12 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Man, i wish. It’d be fucking hilarious and trump would think he owns Greenland. Stupid fucking traitor bitch.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I dare you to sell him Moscow :)

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wow, that sounds like a great deal!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

YUGE deal. Many people are saying it’s the biggest deal ever. The best people!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Gina, eat your heart out! This is a deal, the likes of which no one has seen before!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

I wonder how many competent career government workers he has to fire before this kind of thing can go through. Maybe in another year an offer from the "Lord of Denmark" has a reasonable chance of getting some cash transferred.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just based on the title I thought it was real. lmao

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I had to check the community because I believed it too.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I'm gonna try this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Rare Nigerian prince W

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Anticipating this as a "fabricate claims" ploy like in Crusader Kings. Gotta find that cassus belli.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Nigerian prince