Jesus christ, this is the onion?
I was fucking sure it had to be true. It's his fucking MO.
this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2025
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Nah, never. He doesn't know the word "resegregate".
The article doesn't have him use that word, it's the Onion's choice of word.
I swear to God if I have to double check the community icon one more time
Jesus Christ, Onion. Stop being so damned close to reality…
An unfortunate side effect of living in the most bizarre timeline 🤷
I shouldn't have had to check the community
Pledging to restore racial purity to the nation’s aviation programs
I thought The Onion was satirical.
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Are there any long-term health risks associated with eating so many onions as of late?
If you’re a cat, I think it’s bad for your kidneys/liver.