Do you hear the cry of the rope calling you to jump, calling you to glory like a Klingon?
Risa
Star Trek memes and shitposts
Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
"Generations of warriors from our house have jumped with this jump rope. Use it with honor, my son."
On a side note, I have no idea if kids these days do jump ropes. Heck, when I was young not too long ago, jump ropes were just those mythical things from the TV - I don't know if I ever saw one on a school campus (granted, I'm also on the spectrum, so it may have just been I was so bad at physical activities like that that I ignored them).
I'll just predict there's a good chance someone's going to respond something like, "they're always on them tablets these them days", to which I say, Yes, that's a factor in the problem, but I also feel like there's declining social opportunities for kids in general. If I go on, it'll turn into a rant that I don't think fits the tone of Risa.
We now have meme restoration specialists. I guess the dream job path is to get hired by the meme archivists at Know Your Meme. Then get a big gallery exclusive for niche collections like Advice Animal and Unpopular Opinion Meme Counter Culture.
Good work. I look forward to your lifetime achievement award in 40 years.