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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

I wonder if a bunch of pro palestianian protestors started "giving their hearts" to the people of Israel, if suddenly it would have a different meaning.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh funny an entire video made to make his gesture seem like a nazi one. Oh wait they also have a time machine and somehow travelled back almost a year to post the video. Whack! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDyPSKLy5E4&t=2735s

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Love the Cody showdy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

it's funny how he made that video explode in the algorithm. they were smart to quickly change the thumbnail too. I'm glad; it's an awesome showdy.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I've seen several people try to defend it by saying that the Nazi salute doesn't start with your hand over your heart... Well this gif really clears things up.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

I have a Jewish friend that is defending it saying that his arms were sideways and the Nazi salute is in front. I sent him this and he said.... Welp, I guess it's time to move.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also, while I"m no physiotherapist, it looks like musk's shoulder mobility is hindered a bit. Maybe its the suit/shoulderpads, maybe he's just really out of shape. Which is to say that he knew that he had to get his hand up over his head to get the gesture right. It's significantly more effort than you'd do by accident.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

It's probably just the suit jacket, those things do restrict your arm's vertical range of movement.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To the person that made this gif: thank you for your service. You had to pour over far more footage of this nonsense than anybody should ever have to.

[–] zarkanian 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Playing devil's advocate, it appears Hitler doesn't usually start with an open palm on his heart, but one perpendicular to his chest.

But sometimes he just goes straight from arms down to the salute. There's some variability.

Anyway, this is splitting hairs to an obscene degree. You have to contort your brain to not see this as a Nazi salute, ignoring the context or not, and in any other time a public figure would have at least apologized for doing this if they weren't impeached/dismissed/fired.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

And really, I doubt Elon has studied the "proper" way to seig heil.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What if you do it outside of the Israeli embassy as your heart goes out to the hostages?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The ADL thinks that's fine.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only if you're musk, or another right wing power player. No one else is allowed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

And only because they're marginally more likely to send as much weaponry as Israel wants, and waggle a finger less than the Dems.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

The average MAGAt is going to really confused when they find out who runs Israel.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If it honks like a goose and it steps like a goose, there's not too many things it could be.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But what if he's just imitating a goose with an outstretched neck?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

You might be onto something. The capricious assholery of geese is well-known, and he's also got that bit spot on.

[–] [email protected] 256 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This is perfect advice for the numerous idiots downplaying the Nazi salute

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[–] [email protected] 176 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Better yet, go to Germany and do it.

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[–] [email protected] 125 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He could tattoo "NAZI" on his forehead and some people will tell you that's actually "IZVN" upside down

[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 day ago (5 children)

"Well what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say 'Die Bart, die'?"

"No! That's German for 'The Bart. The."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty sure I already watched that but can't remember what it is. There's a jumping thing close to it? Don't know why I'm thinking the protagonist jumped from one side of the fence to the other using that jumpy thing (don't remember the name of the jumpy)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Community S02E07 - Aerodynamics of Gender. Troy and Jeff find a secret trampoline owned by Joshua (who is revealed as a racist at the end of the episode). Pierce discovers it and insists he gets "double bounces" which is one of Joshua's only rules and in doing so gets flung over the garden wall and breaks both his legs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 37 minutes ago

Actually impressed that I remember so much about it.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Nobody who speaks German could be a monster.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

I'm afraid a lot of people will

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago

don't worry, he did it at work and he was fine!

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