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[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Pizza itself didn't touch the floor, it's still good.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Doesn't even matter.
The 5-second-rule timer pauses while you're unconscious.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

There's no way to know how long it's been once you wake up, so you can just round down to zero.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Looks like someone already grabbed a piece

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Inside of me?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

bonk

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Then:

GET IN

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Actually, most of the women inside my head look like the middle one.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

Disappointed emo bride who is sleepy Italian? Correct me if I said something wrong which I probably did.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I too have a very odd kind of schizophrenia! But my other me only controls my cock and don’t misunderstand me, the other me is an asshole!!! Was banned from multiple primary schools bec of him!