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[–] [email protected] 48 points 6 days ago (3 children)

"Wait...I can choose to have SEX??"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well...not you. The rest of us though!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Whew! Had me worried.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Per the query, you can only choose to not have sex. While that implies a choice to have sex, it is not explicitly stated.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Did you seriously go the German-no-fun-allowed-route with a German joke?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Damn, someone lawyered-up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

But in this case, choosing a year without gaming means a year without sex either. So...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

You need to find someone else who also chooses to, but yes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"No touching yourself, either!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The unbreakable pegasus oath!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

I don't game....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago