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[โ€“] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

Transplant.

[โ€“] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ah. This is why so many of us pick flower names.

It's the pollen making us trans.

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Plants are FREAKY. Pollen is just plant jizz and they constantly spray it EVERYWHERE. Anything will trigger them, wind, rain, instant sploosh. Little horny rascals.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And then there's hayfever, which is literally an allergy to tree cum

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And the Bradford Pear, which I've heard a lot of people(mostly women) say smells like cum to them.

So you could be allergic to tree cum that smells like people cum.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

#scienceismagic

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The pollen in my area just makes me into a sniffling, red eyed, mess.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

That's gotta be one of my favourite genders

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

i mean it's not like you need to go to plants for unassisted sex changes, lots of fishes just see that there's too few females around and transition out of sheer desperation to get laid

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

How long to implement it on humans? No way I could ever choose just one gender.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Spoiler alert: Transphobia was never about science, but about control. Every time I debated with some transphobes I know would spit out that they just want to "uphold normalcy" the very moment they started to lose ground on the science and harm prevention arguments.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Sure, and I can be polyploid and spread my sperm into the wind.