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[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The tsa agent was giving me weird looks yesterday, probably for wearing my short shorts with juicy on the butt. I'm a 6'3 male if it helps illustrate the situation properly.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He was probably trying to determine just how juicy and whether it was over the carry-on limits on fluids.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

He's at baggage claim four hours later because they made him check his huge nuts

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He was probably thinking "hey, this isn't the YMCA"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Not any more it isn't

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago

Was she waving at known wet pussy hater Ben Shapiro?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago

just a well-placed advertisement.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago

Works for me.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

Like that would stop us from waving. Depending on the guy they're either going to find it endearing or crude and sexy.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

I think I'd prefer pussy juice to ass juice. Willing to be proven wrong though...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Recall a Patton Oswald story in one of his specials about this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

She must have an epic wedgie and plumber's disease.