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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Classic online keyboard warrior. Being such an edgelord for the sake of pointless upvotes.

No

It's exactly that attitude that proves the latest generation—who are also my peers—are lost. The internet is slowly becoming a cesspool of social problems and you're at.the forefront of driving it into the ground.

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I bet you don't even know where that sign came from and what it means 🤣🤣🤣🤷‍♂️🙄

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Is it always sunny in Douchville or is that to hide your fascist face because you're all big and tough until someone dedoxes you?

I bet you don't even know what happened in 1998.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

What, you think they owe you some kind of response? The audacity!

[–] justastranger 14 points 1 year ago

Memetics is very serious business and I'm honestly really tired of the thoughtless and irresponsible use of psychological contagions

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Some American users have taken this seriously lmao. Must be because of their '''Irishness''' or something idk

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you just think that you could fucking fool me with that comment of yours? I've searched your name up in the Navy SEAL database and you have never even graduated BUD/S, hell, even served in the Armed Forces. If you were actually a Navy SEAL, then you actually know how to spell guerrilla, you fucking moron. And you say you are the top sniper in the entire US Armed Forces and have over 300 confirmed kills. If that were true, then why the fuck is Chris Kyle a household name and you aren't? And plus he only had 160 kills. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. Plus why the fuck would you say you have a secret network of spies yet you just revealed that you had your secret network of spies? Are you a fucking idiot? If you can kill someone seven-hundred different ways, then list them all, I bet you can't even come up with seven. And if you had access to the entire US Marine Corps arsenal, then why the fuck did you just say you were in the Navy SEALs earlier? If only you could have done your research prior to posting your little “clever” comment, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you goddamn idiot.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Y'all pussies fight me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If you meet the Buddha, kill him

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Freebird and jack daniels in a 1993 mercedes slk is the answer