this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It doesn't look like that knife has consent.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

it's the implication.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] flambonkscious 5 points 3 days ago

That would be a wild surprise

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We don't have flaps.

It's a sphincter!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

I like a man whose cheeks can flap in the wind 😌

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Oh, noo... this just intensified the howling wind rushing through the calcified remains of my sex life, it sounds like a mockery of ecstatic moans...