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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think there's worse problems than "dick too big, got stuck in cars exhaust pipe"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

The real problem is that they tucked the balls in as well

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

There was an episode of my strange addiction where the guy was fucking his car. He was in a southern town and was kissing the front bumper on camera.

More than likely fake.

It always tickled me that the car had a man's name. Imagining the son telling the family and the stereotype southern father isn't mad that it's a car, just that he's gay. Writes itself lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

ive had both and prefer the civic personally :p

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When all you have is a Honda, everyone is together in one Accord.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago