Florida Students Given Lifelike Dolls To Simulate Responsibility Of Owning Slave : theonion

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Onion is pulling no punches lately.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Their pitch room must be running 24/7 with all the material lately.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Took me a minute to realize it was the Onion.

[+] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yep. It's the strategy to ensure people remain desperate and too afraid to do anything.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

How long until Florida reintroduces "apprenticeship programs" to deal with the shortage of agriculture workers their immigration policy has created.

[–] RIPandTERROR 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My heart froze for a second when I thought I saw nottheonion and I'm glad I was wrong

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Somehow, this feels like less of a joke than the real events it's based on.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Onion used to do satire. Now it's just a prediction machine.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

This hurt my soul a little bit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Listen, I love The Onion but don’t give ‘em ideas, man…

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I'm ever so slightly disappointed that they didn't work in the recent statement about teaching the slaves "skills" to benefit them.