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[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You can absolutely afford a single pineapple in real life on a fry cook's salary.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sure, but one that's under the sea? That's prime real estate; it doesn't come cheap.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I'm sure you can also afford a parcel of land submerged at the bottom of the ocean as well if such a thing was for sale

[–] ryathal 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He lives on a dirt road outside of town, that can be cheap.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

At the bottom of a nuclear test site

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The alternate universe where "you" is a talking sponge and the "two story home" is a fruit.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If I'm not wrong in one episode is shown hoe the pineapple just dropped to sea bottom and he decided to mske it his home.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

True, but Squidward's house is another story.

That thing is a whole robot.

Edit, Also Spongebob had his house before becoming a fry cook. And there had to have some insane costs to preserve the pineapple shell, gut the inside, then build a whole livable house inside.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I believe squidward's house is an Easter Island head or Moai.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

whoops, I misunderstood, my bad

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

All good lol. In my search for confirming the robot house wasn't a fever dream, I did come across the actually description on the Spongebob wiki

"The house's exterior styling is reminiscent of a "Moai," giant statues found on Easter Island, Chile"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well, in their defense, a sponge isn't larger than 10cm.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Natural sponges can be significantly larger. Something tells me his bright yellow coloring doesn't indicate natural though...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

That color is what you get when you crawl out through the fallout

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think he's paid less than fry cook's salary

[–] fsxylo 2 points 2 days ago

Got that passion job salary.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

SpongeBob seems like a socialist utopian paradise, much like Star Trek.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Not yet, there's still a crab to fry