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[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 days ago (2 children)

bro paid $750 for a piece of paper and seems shocked that it's not magic

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago

He should have paid for it with his straw man account

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Hey it's not the paper's fautl he ate the magic beans instead of planting them

[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Always make sure you record on the record.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They always seem so surprised it didn't work for them.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well, common sense is way less common than the name suggests...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

So rare it should be considered a superpower.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This country has, on average, gotten so stupid that I'm surprised half of us can manage to keep themselves alive.

[–] Hideakikarate 30 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It's become a full-time job for the OTHER half to keep the first half alive.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

That's why California and New York get taxed to shit only for that money to end up in red states.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And we're off the clock starting in January, so. Anyone in the market for a used Harley? Prices Will Couldn't Be Lower soon

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Only if it's liquid cooled with overhead cams.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sorry bud, the only way you're getting immunity is by becoming the President of the United States.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I wonder if anyone has paid the 750 from their trust, or sent a silver quarter as payment.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Commenter is asking whether the scammers who sell magic documents to SovCits will accept fake SovCit payments. The answer is no.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Well that shoulda been clue fucking one

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wow that’s a lot of crazy nonsense all dressed up in big words.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

That's the secret they don't want you to know man! Fancy big words don't mean anything! I mean - have you ever looked at the sun, like, stared directly into that mutherfucka for a long time until you went fuckin' blind? Who knew it would do that? No one! That's the system keeping you down!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

Did he actually cast the spell? I think he needs to find a cop and shout the arcane words at them.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

He bought the red sharpie at Dollar General and didn't notice it was a 'shorpie'.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What is it that they're sending that results in a warrant for their arrest?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

Probably nothing they're sending is causing the warrant. Whatever they're sending is to get out of whatever legal obligation they aren't following through with. When the sovcit sends the nonsense, the legal system ignores the nonsense and issues the warrant for noncompliance of the sovcit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

"What do I do to... ...remedy the situation?"

If only anyone had practical advice for this scenario.

Oh well.