this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If that's a 16oz glass of ranch dressing, and you're planning on drinking what's left, I'm all for this

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Blue cheese. Fight me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Then you are now ready for that piece of pizza.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why the hell does the Swedish Chef care about this?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

He says Bork Bork Bork.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not to be that guy, but he's Swedish

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

But French trained and stereotypical pizza is really an Italian American thing anyhow.

And fun fact he isn't swedish chef everywhere, in some places he's just chef or grim somewhere else.

The swedish say he sounds Norwegian (which honestly, yes) the Danish call him chef, in Germany he's Danish. It's kinda fun.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That's horrible. You need to use mayo.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

"Yrr mrmred yr lrst mra!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

At least isn't not orange juice.

[–] Numlock 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok but what about cold pepperoni pizza with a nice cup of coffee in the morning? Thats good right?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I'm personally vegan but I 100% support breakfast pizza.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago